Scientists cross celery with cabbage and quinoa to create world’s least interesting healthfood
Thursday, Feb 25, 2016 by: Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
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[Newsthump] Scientists have crossed celery with cabbage and quinoa to create what dietitians are hailing as the least appetising health food yet.

Described as resembling soft, lumpy chunks of celery with the honk of cabbage, vegans are reported to be especially excited by the development and plan to tell all their friends about it, over and over and over again.

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