We Tried This One Weird Secret And You Won't Believe The SHOCKING Results
Thursday, Jun 25, 2015 by: Ben J. Johnson, Staff Writer

New information has come to light after we commissioned a study into the browsing habits of Internet users, and specifically Facebook users.  And the results aren't actually that shocking at all:  it turns out that given a vague enough title promising that you will be shocked and or surprised by the result will get everyone to click, regardless of how many other click bait links they have already followed that day and not been shocked or surprised at all!  It appears that the vague promises made by Titles With Capitalised Words will get people clicking every time, leading our researchers to indentify a new type of Facebook addiction they have dubbed Clickbaititis, for which there is sadly no cure.