Banana Job
Oral Sex To Be Made Illegal Under British Conservative Plans
Thursday, Jun 04, 2015 by: Ben J. Johnson, Staff Writer

After recently coming to power with barely one quarter of the popular vote in Britain, the Conservatives have put forward controversial plans to ban all psychoactive substances, save for those that are sanctioned by the government.  Previously on Natural Newd we've reported on the health benefits of semen, and other research has shown that semen also has mood enhancing properties, which leads to only one possible outcome:  blow jobs will be banned under the Tories in Britain unless they specifically exempt them, meaning anyone sucking off their boyfriend, husband, or just some bloke in a toilet or alleyway will be committing a crime!  Just another example of the Nanny State taking away liberty from the average man and woman on the street.