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A fan of salad, Edward from an undisclosed area, USA has come forward to admit he has been responsible for the ‘Bottom of the Fridge Tomatoes’ that has been added to all Red based sauces. The Tomato Sauce scenario has been going on for a number of years, but Ed, despite his Tomatoes laying wasted every month, failed to catch up with the latest batch, as his fridge was on the blink. In a bid to save the ailing Tomato based sauce, it was thought by adding rotten, mouldy fruit from Ed’s fridge that was just chilled enough, would somehow enhance the flavour to a regular Burger.
How We Saved Ed’s Tomatoes
Ed’s Tomatoes, after rotting and splitting in desperation were rescued from his fridge, and have been mixed with 5 unknown ingredients.
Corn flower, Corn and Corn- Corn, and Ed’s Tomatoes and tap water.