Chairman Pao
Reddit Management Revealed to be Linked to NWO
Friday, Jul 03, 2015 by: Barry Hummus, Uropathist and Scatologist

Popular internet link sharing and circlejerk site Reddit showed it's support for the #freethenipple campaign today by going completely tits up.

It has also been revealed that Reddit management has left behind their hippy ideals and joined the dark side. The much disliked Reddit Chairman Ellen Pao has proven the rumours that she is the secret love child of Kim Jung Il and Hitler by martyring the much loved IAMA organiser known only as "Victoria". Victoria was an outspoken opponent of the illuminatisation of Reddit and just like Julian Assange and Edward Snowden before her she will now be forced to live in exile for trying to do the right thing.

This is not the first time a link sharing site has gone down because it's management joined the dark side. Digg went down the tubes after their management allegedly sacrificed a baby to the god Baphomet in order to bolster profits. It is not known which NWO god Ellen Pao serves but since she has been in power Reddit has been rapidly sliding into darkness with every ounce of Reddit gold bought paying for things like arms, ebola and Friends reruns to be spread around first and third world countries alike.