New Radical Inclined Bed Therapy Discovered
Thursday, Jun 04, 2015 by: Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger

It's no secret on the Internet how the Ancient Egyptian Inclined Bed Therapy can have a myriad of health benefits, said to cure anything from snoring and bed wetting to varicose veins and back problems simply by raising the head end of your bed by 4 to 8 inches.  However, recently at a Boot Fair in Whitstable (UK) in amongst all the VHS cassettes and 2nd hand toys a rather startling discovery was made!  Ancient Sumerian tablets that depicted people sleeping upright!  This makes sense of course if raising your head slightly can cure some ailments, then surely sleeping completely vertically will be some kind of magical cure all for literally everything?  So far results from experiments conducted here at Natural Newd are promising, with erectile dysfunction problems being reduced by 69% in some subjects, baldness being completely reversed in rats and some indication that gullibility may also be reduced as a side effect, we are not sure if the human trials will have the same results, but we will be sure to keep you informed as things develop.