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Recently it has come to our attention that there is a form of rave music called Psy-Trance or Psychedelic Trance that has been causing it's adherents to first become stupefied and then with continued exposure even develop malignant cancers in the pons and thalamus areas of the brain (areas important to sleep). One of the top producers of this so called music is named Simon Posford, which happens to be an anagram of Sponsor of Dim (hence the stupefaction seen amongst listeners) and another "coincidence" is that Psychedelic Trance also happens to be an anagram of "Sleepy Cancer Ditch", so it's obvious why excessive listening can lead to these brain cancers amongst the people brain washed into repeated listening.
According to some sources, all listeners are suffering from autism, which makes us wonder if having been vaccinated leads to a predilection for this "music", or if simply the act of listening to Psy-Trance is yet another vector for causing autism amongst unsuspecting drug friends? The safest plan of action is to avoid so called Psychedelic music of all types, just in case.
Here is some footage of a man who obviously has already become a complete idiot thanks to Psy-Trance, and judging by the way he is clutching at his head is probably suffering late stage medulloblastoma in his brain. Stay safe readers and avoid this scourge at all costs!