Farmers Against Glyphosate join forces with Horticulturalists Against Glyphosate Sales
Monday, Jul 17, 2017 by: Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger

Pressure groups Farmers Against Glyphosate (F.A.G.) and Horticulturalists Against Glyphosate Sales (H.A.G.S.) have merged to form Monsanto's worst nightmare:  FAGHAGS.  Both groups were concerned with the use of glyphosate as a herbidcide, stating their number one long held beliefs that glyphosate can kill bees when they are subjected to enormous quantities of the chemical that would in no way be representative of the levels found in real use settings, and also being worried about "wooo Monsanto, GMOs, cancer, multinationals are bad aren't they".  Gary Moron from Buttf**knowhere, Idaho was inaugurated as the president of the newly formed conglomerate and went on record saying "We can't trust these big companies.  They're just in it for the money aren't they?".  No-one from Monsanto was available for comment, or even cared.