Keep calm and carry on muff diving
New Studies Show Muff Diving Cures Cancer
Thursday, Jun 09, 2016 by: Alfonso Studebaker

New research studies carried out by scientists at State University of New York city have come to the conclusion that going down town to tongue the bearded clam can help those involved avoid cancer.  Hormonal agents such as the DHEA hormonal agents and "the love drug" oxytocin are produced whenever cunniluigus is performed and it is these hormonal agents that are effective in avoiding cancer.  So not only is it a pleasurable activity, it's also good for your health.

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