Blue Moon to be Bloody Super
Number of adjectives used to describe moon won't occur for another 1500 Years!
Monday, Jan 29, 2018 by: Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger

Various groups across the globe are excited for the 2nd Full Moon this month on the 31st of January, as the number of adjectives used to describe it reaches record levels, being that it's a "super" moon (meaning it will appear an almost imperceptible amount larger than a regular moon) combined with a "blue" moon (these are the 2nd Full Moon in a given calendar month) and finally a "blood" moon (or lunar eclipse).

The aristocracy is making sure to refer to it as a "Super Blue Blood Moon" and are planning various ritual killings and inseminations, whilst other not quite so posh British people are referring to it as a "Bloody Super Blue Moon".

Astrologists are literally ejaculating where they sit over the imagined significance of a thrice adjectivised celestial body being somewhere overhead at a particular time on a particular day.

Finally the vast majority of normal people are really not that bothered, although they are at least not in any danger of being branded a complete moron for viewing the event with the naked eye (however if you wish to stand out as another "genius", you could always try using a high powered telescope to view the eclipse without any kind of protective filter.)