London Homoeopath Dies After Realising Nature Of Tap Water
Tuesday, Dec 01, 2015 by: Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger

A practitioner of homoeopathy in London has suffered a fatal myocardial infarction after coming to the realisation that her London home's tap water contained the memory of 8.5 million other peoples sh*t!  Indica Jade Pistlethwaite succumbed to the massive coronary on Friday 13th of last month (unlucky for her!) after being informed that London's water supply is recycled up to 11 times before coming out of her taps.  After combining that piece of knowledge with her own belief that water holds the memory of anything it has been in contact with, it didn't take long for the filthy realisation that all the water that she bathed in and drank had the memory of 8.5 million different people's turds.


Unfortunately Miss Pistlethwaite had not come across the work of Dr. Masaru Emoto, otherwise she would have known that by the simple act of intending her water to be clean she could banish the murky memories of all that poop.  So if you too live in a large city with water full of bathroom flashbacks, just remember that you can clean it up just by giving the water the intention of cleanliness.