Deadly Cauliflower
Cauliflower Can Be Harmful To The Brain
Friday, Jun 12, 2015 by: Ben J. Johnson, Staff Writer

New video evidence has just come to light, demonstrating quite clearly that cauliflowers can have deleterious effects upon the brain of anyone watching for too long! One lay about hippy only willing to identify himself as George P. suffered a mild stroke after initially exclaiming "whoa dude" when first presented with the video below, and then proceeded to watch it for a further 735 hours without break. Finally his noodle couldn't stand it any longer and bust a blood vessel. We advise anyone who has ever been within 30 meters of any Tertiary Hydric Crackaloids (or "Marijuanas") being injected to not watch the example video, as you will have a elevated risk of suffering brain damage after just 5 seconds of viewing.