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Recent claims have suggested drinking Eggplant Water can have incredible effects on the mind and body within two days. With its Brain boosting powers, it’s also evident Eggplant water: Aids weight loss, lowers cholesterol, reduces bloating and helps to master the Patagonian Nose Flute.
I decided to put myself through a week of healthy eating and drinking Eggplant Water to see if I could reap the health benefits associated with this concoction. After reading all the positive reasons that Eggplant Water, has to offer; I purchased a nearly new, Patagonian Nose flute from an online site. I also began a journal to record my thoughts and experiences as and when they happened during the 7-day period. The results were startling... and a little weird.
Day 1 - Armed with my Eggplant and nearly new Patagonian Nose flute, I am enthusiastic with the thought of a new me within just 7 days.
Day 2 - What does nearly new mean? ... My mind is starting to become active; it must be the Brain boosting effects. How can something be nearly new?
Day 3 - The Aubergine Water is working its magic; starting to say Aubergine instead of Eggplant. The colour yellow is very pleasant. I wonder why this particular colour is having powerful influence on me.
Day 4 - After Purchasing a Tambourine, I enrolled in Tambourine classes for beginners. After one lesson, my Tambourine Teacher is impressed with my talent. Yellow is my favourite colour.
Day 4 - Lost all perception of time; drinking Aubergine Water can make each day seem the same. I purchased a Tambourine. Now eager to expand my musical abilities, if I can play the Tambourine with ease; I can certainly challenge myself further with the Triangle.
Day 5 - Two Tambourines later and finishing another bowl of Salad followed with a delicious glass of Aubergine Water, I visited the empty, local book store and purchased 2 Identical instruction manuals ‘How To Get The Best From Your Tambourine’ by various Tambourine Artists and ‘Learn to Play the Triangle for Maximum Impact’ by Shea O Ting. Tambourines and Aubergines are ok but felt as though I could do with a change. Redecorated my flat with the colour Yellow.
Day 6 - After just one-week eating salad and reaching the maximum Aubergine Water dose, I lost a staggering 2 kilos in weight and became a Tambourine and Triangle Technician. It’s changed my life. As for my nearly new Patagonian Nose Flute, I sold it online... Almost Nearly New.
Sadly, my healthy eating regime had come to end. Did I notice any changes mentally and physically? I’m not sure I did but I would like to know who painted my flat Yellow.