In case you didn't realise already, this site is a (maybe badly written) parody and work of satire around natural health news websites. None of it is to be taken seriously, any names and events are (mostly) made up and if you or they happen to share some likeness or similarities that is pure coincidence (or bad luck?) It should go without saying that any "natural health" related advice IS NOT TO BE FOLLOWED, especially on this "news" website, but it applies to the web at large somewhat.