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Mon 28, Nov - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
With the flu season, well under way, much of the media is now pushing hard with the Influenza vaccine. However, did you know that during the years 2012 – 2016 vaccines contained dangerous levels of gluten and deadly levels of traces of nuts. The vaccine contained 60,000 more gluten and traces of nut...
Thu 22, Sep - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
No more tangles from the tangle fairy who comes into your room at night and messes up your wires, cables, and headphone leads as you sleep. With the latest earbuds there’s no more mangled leads. The new headphone lead that is invisible to the naked eye known as ‘Air Lead’ is cool in the bedroom on y...
Fri 2, Sep - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
Sarcasm is said to be a form of wit or intelligence. However, I think it’s just a way of thinking on our feet, or agreeing with the obvious. Some feel it’s just about throwing out an honest remark whilst maintaining a gracious ‘Muppet’ air of superiority. Watching numerous mundane TV repeats or list...
Tue 23, Aug - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
Scots throughout the world are in shock today after scientists have proven that playing the bagpipes is not just annoying for those in the vicinity, but will lead to the eventual death of the player. An unnamed 61 year old man from Manchester was the most recent victim of what is being dubbed "bagp...
Sat 20, Aug - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
A revolutionary breakthrough therapy for depression sufferers could lead to an end to long term mental illness, saving the NHS millions in expensive psychiatrist wages and help boost the economy with the total elimination of depression related absences from work. As reported in NewsThump, the new t...
Tue 16, Aug - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
Onions – Have a long tradition of making you smell great and is a natural cure for when you have that ‘overcrowded’ feeling. You can guarantee the humble Onion will give you the space you need, anytime. Added to almost every meal globally, for many years. The potent root veg. not only stinks, but ta...
Sun 26, Jun - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
As ‘cake culture’ takes over in many workplaces, it is evident that dreadful things are happening to many workers’ teeth, and the increasing waistlines have been known to hinder office workers’ ability to reach the desk. Brett Dunning, office cake muncher was left mortified when he was hand-picked t...
Wed 22, Jun - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
An angry emoji head sitting in the corner of an undisclosed emoticon box jumped at the chance to join a new experiment of self-awareness in the hope of seeking some improvement to the existing ranting face displayed. Unaware for a number of years and stuck with the same red, irate expression, a fel...
Thu 9, Jun - Alfonso Studebaker
New research studies carried out by scientists at State University of New York city have come to the conclusion that going down town to tongue the bearded clam can help those involved avoid cancer. Hormonal agents such as the DHEA hormonal agents and "the love drug" oxytocin are produced whenever c...
Sat 4, Jun - Ben J. Johnson, Staff Writer
Long ridiculed by anyone with a sense of fashion the Croc shoe is hailed by it's champions as being the most comfortable beach attire for your foot imaginable, but recent research by eminent podiatrists have recently lead to doctors warning that wearing Crocs for any length of time can lead to a num...
Mon 23, May - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
Cartoon Anvil stickers are to be placed on all Gluten-free food packaging. The bold, Green cartoon Anvil picture will be the new symbol to represent a product that is free from Gluten. It is hoped the words Gluten-free will be phased out within the next 6 months and replaced with a big cartoon stick...
Sat 14, May - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
Sitting in a recently decorated Hummus bar waiting in anticipation for his date to arrive, Todd wonders how he has gone through life escaping a bowl of Hummus. But, today his first time has arrived. According to sources, 26-year-old Waste Management Technician has only eaten normal food and sees Hum...
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