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Mon 17, Jul - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
Pressure groups Farmers Against Glyphosate (F.A.G.) and Horticulturalists Against Glyphosate Sales (H.A.G.S.) have merged to form Monsanto's worst nightmare: FAGHAGS. Both groups were concerned with the use of glyphosate as a herbidcide, stating their number one long held beliefs that glyphosate c...
2 SHARES Sat 8, Jul - Cedric Cedarwood, Environmental Activist
Hypocrites across the globe have been freaking out after the recent approval by the FDA for a so called 'Frankenfish' otherwise known as AquaAdvantage salmon, produced by AquaBounty.
"I really don't like the idea of humans mucking about with the DNA of animals.", said the hypocritical owner of this...
2 SHARES Wed 26, Apr - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
Scientists have recently discovered that certain Class A drugs are as addictive as cheese and that there could be moves made to have particularly potent varieties banned under the 2016 Psychoactive Substances Act. This is because cheese, like all dairy products, contains casein which acts on the sa...
3 SHARES Sat 22, Apr - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
It doesn’t matter what you cook you can always rely on the humble bay leaf to dress up your food to make it appear interesting to any foodie out there.
Simply adding a leaf to any meal is said to enhance sauces and dried food, sometimes we can chop the leaf to give it that versatility in most dishes...
0 SHARES Sat 4, Mar - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
From the ‘Meat-Free Monday’ brigade to the three-day week posing as a vegetarian, invisible meat reducers feel they don’t fit in amongst orthodox vegetarians and omnivores. Even fish-eating vegetarians (pesco) have been known to snub the meat-reducer.
However, for the part-time vegetarian, there are...
2 SHARES Wed 22, Feb - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
‘Fatigue management courses are designed to help the perpetually knackered, before the word fatigue enters their mind.’ - Behavioural Therapists Worldwide, (BTW)
According to the ’Fight Fatigue Soon’ action group (known as FFS) recently noticed membership decreasing. Many members have also dropped o...
2 SHARES Sun 8, Jan - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
As we've rung in the New Year for 2017 another celestial event is looming close, and it's the first Full Moon of the year on the 12th of January! We've become somewhat numb I think about tales of the coming Full Moon being a "Super" Moon, or "Blue" Moon, and this impending full moon is quite remark...
2 SHARES Thu 5, Jan - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
It’s the time of year, once again, and just like last year, the fruit and Veg. a diet that has been banging at the corners of everyone’s mind for the last two days has left many people feeling guilty with their hedonistic Christmas.
If you have suffered from the mainstream Brussel sprout diet during...
1 SHARES Mon 28, Nov - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
With the flu season, well under way, much of the media is now pushing hard with the Influenza vaccine.
However, did you know that during the years 2012 – 2016 vaccines contained dangerous levels of gluten and deadly levels of traces of nuts. The vaccine contained 60,000 more gluten and traces of nut...
4 SHARES Thu 22, Sep - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
No more tangles from the tangle fairy who comes into your room at night and messes up your wires, cables, and headphone leads as you sleep. With the latest earbuds there’s no more mangled leads.
The new headphone lead that is invisible to the naked eye known as ‘Air Lead’ is cool in the bedroom on y...
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