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Mon 29, Jan - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
Various groups across the globe are excited for the 2nd Full Moon this month on the 31st of January, as the number of adjectives used to describe it reaches record levels, being that it's a "super" moon (meaning it will appear an almost imperceptible amount larger than a regular moon) combined with...
0 SHARES Mon 23, Oct - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
Recent findings have concluded that microwave ovens are responsible for the increased stress and anxiety and is also blamed for some individuals becoming a useless, gelatinous mass, according to wellness experts.
Tests have concluded, radiation is leaking from the kitchen gadget and is scaring many...
1 SHARES Fri 13, Oct - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
Are you able to get 110% of these brain blasters correct? Only certified geniuses are capable of knowing all the answers to these 10 tricky questions! Give it a go and then share your results with the other idio...geniuses on your friends list!
Q1. How many dots are there on a pair of dice?
42
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2 SHARES Wed 4, Oct - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
All natural remedies and therapies are 100% effective at curing imaginary illness according to new research reported in the Proceedings of the National Institute of Science (PNIS). A wellness blogger in Australia was able to cure her fake cancer purely with the aid of healthy eating, natural remedi...
3 SHARES Sat 29, Jul - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
Seated in her sterile kitchen with bowls of fruit carefully placed around the worktops you could not mistake you are with a ‘Clean Eater’.
Jan Billery, part of the Billery & Sludge duo known to many as wellness experts and part of the clean eating plan that has been rolling out for several years...
2 SHARES Mon 17, Jul - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
Pressure groups Farmers Against Glyphosate (F.A.G.) and Horticulturalists Against Glyphosate Sales (H.A.G.S.) have merged to form Monsanto's worst nightmare: FAGHAGS. Both groups were concerned with the use of glyphosate as a herbidcide, stating their number one long held beliefs that glyphosate c...
2 SHARES Sat 8, Jul - Cedric Cedarwood, Environmental Activist
Hypocrites across the globe have been freaking out after the recent approval by the FDA for a so called 'Frankenfish' otherwise known as AquaAdvantage salmon, produced by AquaBounty.
"I really don't like the idea of humans mucking about with the DNA of animals.", said the hypocritical owner of this...
2 SHARES Wed 26, Apr - Adam Michaels, The Health Deranger
Scientists have recently discovered that certain Class A drugs are as addictive as cheese and that there could be moves made to have particularly potent varieties banned under the 2016 Psychoactive Substances Act. This is because cheese, like all dairy products, contains casein which acts on the sa...
3 SHARES Sat 22, Apr - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
It doesn’t matter what you cook you can always rely on the humble bay leaf to dress up your food to make it appear interesting to any foodie out there.
Simply adding a leaf to any meal is said to enhance sauces and dried food, sometimes we can chop the leaf to give it that versatility in most dishes...
0 SHARES Sat 4, Mar - Nellie G. Speck, Staff Writer
From the ‘Meat-Free Monday’ brigade to the three-day week posing as a vegetarian, invisible meat reducers feel they don’t fit in amongst orthodox vegetarians and omnivores. Even fish-eating vegetarians (pesco) have been known to snub the meat-reducer.
However, for the part-time vegetarian, there are...
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